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This is trash

1 Oct

If I were on Facebook, I would know that Dom is growing a beard.

Bad idea, Dom. Bad idea. Shave it.

Opinions? Ready? Go.


I thought this was appropriate to include…

Dom: “What should I be for Halloween?”

Me: (ignoring him) “I’m going to be Poison Ivy”

Dom: “I know what I can be. I’ll have a full beard by then, so I can be the Unibomber. I’ll just need a hoodie and my sunglasses, and I’ll be halfway there”

No. No, Dom. No.



1 Oct

WordPress is kind of neat. I just clicked on the “Facebook” tag… and a bunch of recently published blogs with the tag of “facebook” popped up…

I thought the explanation on Facebook was kind of neat, for those of you who are too lazy to click it for yourselves, I’ve copied/pasted it below (Thank you, WordPress)


If you don’t use Facebook (and there are fewer and fewer of you every day), you can’t understand: It’s addicting. Especially if your friends, family and co-workers live all over the planet — Facebook brings them together in one neat and tidy place.  Meaning, you’re never far away from almost everyone you know. That’s both good and bad, of course. And like all social networks, one has to wonder: Will it jump the shark? Is it the next Friendster? Or here to stay? As Spanish speakers say, vamos a ver.

If I were on Facebook…

1 Oct

I would have known that Kristen had applied for her doctorate at Maryland. What smart little friends I have!

Congrats, Miss (Mrs.?) thang!!!!!

This post is dedicated solely to you!!!
K West 10:18 am
(10:18:30 AM):     sigh

(10:18:34 AM):     I’m like an orphan


1 Oct

Another problem with a world sans Facebook? I can’t wish people happy birthdays. Much less remember peoples birthdays!

Luckily, I do know that today is Britt’s mom’s birthday. So a very very very special HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Missi Koebler!

Can’t wait to see this beautiful family at Britt’s wedding on October 23rd!!!


Day 3.

30 Sep

What. the. hell. did. people. do. before. facebook?

For real. I’m not even kidding. Today, I really needed to know the following:

* Where can I order chinese for lunch around Shadyside?

* Does anyone want to go running after work?

* What the hell is Victoria doing? (Hi, Victoria! I told you I’d give you a shout out. This is one of many!)

I also wanted to tell the following people the following:

* Dan Rinkus: I’m watching Scrubs. It always makes me think of you because I know how much you like it.

* DiAnna: Nekkie kisses

* Meghann: Holy shit. You’re getting married in nine days. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. (Sorry for the vulgar language, family).

Yes, yes… I could text or call them… but it’s so much easier to just post a status to see where I can get chinese for lunch… whatever.

OKKKK. and in other news. If I were still using Facebook, you would know that I witnessed a pretty intense car accident this morning. Approximately six minutes after dragging my ass out of bed and taking my dogs out for  a walk, I was closing my OPEN SUNROOF because it was raining, and I turned my head to the right… and SMMMMMASSSSHHHHHHH car STRAIGHT into a parked Jeep. I figure it’s a matter of time before the Mazda gets smashed for being parked on the street. Regardless, it was scary. The driver seemed to be OK, but the damage was substantial. Shitty.

In other news, J Ro and Kate and I are going out for Happy Hours tomorrow night! (Probably Stef later, after her work happy hour)… we’re officially on the hunt for “Jackson”… did I ever blog about “Jackson”? (Obviously, not on this blog…) Let’s put it this way… we made credentials for Jackson in January… I thought I met Jackson in February… but as it turns out, I didn’t. But I will. J Ro is on the hunt for “Damon”. Girls will be girls 🙂

That’s all for now. Justin Bieber is on tv… time to pretend I have no interest at all.

Twitter Update

29 Sep

Just as an update… I haven’t posted anything to Twitter yet, either. I deleted Twitter off of my phone, but haven’t decided if I’ll go a month without Twitter, too. We don’t have the kind of special relationship that Facebook and I had. Just thought you should know, though.

How do I know what’s going on in the world????

29 Sep

…and by “in the world” I mean “in the lives of my friends.”

I feel like I’m going to have to start reading the newspaper or something each morning, because now I can’t lay in bed and catch up on everyone’s status updates. This is lame, and really really boring.

It has been 24 hours, and I honestly feel like my day is not complete… like it’s missing something. This whole thing with Facebook really is like a bad breakup. I felt this way recently… and I’m feeling it all over again with Facebook. Oh, Facebook. I miss you.